The Ugliest T-Shirt Ever

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Before we went out Saturday night, drinkin’, hubby was looking for his “Halloween shirt” to wear. I had no idea what he was talking about.

“It’s orange! Not really Halloween, but it’s orange. Close enough.”

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I bought this at a thrift shop in Cleveland, Ohio, probably for .59 cents. It appears to be a corporation’s (Flood, whatever that is/was) attempt at team building. It is the ugliest thing I have ever seen – and I had to get it for my future hubby when I saw it. He loves this sort of tacky crap. I still can’t wrap my head around the truly terrible and terrifying artwork – that woman might have (slightly misplaced) muscles, but she’s going to have a really bad back if she stays all twisted up like that. I mentally try to turn her body so she is in proper perspective. Her poor left arm! It’s only about 2 foot long and is springing out of her neck!

And the man? Neck wider than head, thighs nearly wider than his waist. His grimace looks demonic. Maybe it is a Halloween shirt after all.

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16 responses »

  1. Hahaha!! Good entertainment!!

    At first I just overlooked it and thought it wasn’t that much of an ugly shirt. The color is a bit too flashy but… And then, as I was reading, I started looking at the details. The artwork is terrible. The characters are so badly drawn (oh I accidentally typed “drown” at first, should have left that, these poor people deserve to be drowned). And what with these slogans… Energize with exercise… flooded with fitness…. flooded… drown… yeah. Halloween t-shirt for sure!!

  2. I work out next to guys with thighs like that. His left forearm, however, is pitiful; no development in the carpal flexors.

    What I can’t understand is what exactly they are standing on, and why her chin goes off to one side.

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