Before we went out Saturday night, drinkin’, hubby was looking for his “Halloween shirt” to wear. I had no idea what he was talking about.
“It’s orange! Not really Halloween, but it’s orange. Close enough.”
I bought this at a thrift shop in Cleveland, Ohio, probably for .59 cents. It appears to be a corporation’s (Flood, whatever that is/was) attempt at team building. It is the ugliest thing I have ever seen – and I had to get it for my future hubby when I saw it. He loves this sort of tacky crap. I still can’t wrap my head around the truly terrible and terrifying artwork – that woman might have (slightly misplaced) muscles, but she’s going to have a really bad back if she stays all twisted up like that. I mentally try to turn her body so she is in proper perspective. Her poor left arm! It’s only about 2 foot long and is springing out of her neck!
And the man? Neck wider than head, thighs nearly wider than his waist. His grimace looks demonic. Maybe it is a Halloween shirt after all.
heretherebespiders 
Shirt of horrors! Spookily appeared at this time of year….take care in dark alleys in case people start pointing and mumbling something about mark of the beast….
He would glow in a dark alley, I think! Source of new tales of hauntings?
Urban legend begins!
It is truly a horrifying shirt…worthy of an accidental bleach/burn/torn event hahahaha 🙂
He would never forgive me! Plus, then it would be even scarier!
Hahahahaha it may die a natural death then….we can live in hope 😉
Hahaha!! Good entertainment!!
At first I just overlooked it and thought it wasn’t that much of an ugly shirt. The color is a bit too flashy but… And then, as I was reading, I started looking at the details. The artwork is terrible. The characters are so badly drawn (oh I accidentally typed “drown” at first, should have left that, these poor people deserve to be drowned). And what with these slogans… Energize with exercise… flooded with fitness…. flooded… drown… yeah. Halloween t-shirt for sure!!
Corporate America can be rather a nightmare!
I work out next to guys with thighs like that. His left forearm, however, is pitiful; no development in the carpal flexors.
What I can’t understand is what exactly they are standing on, and why her chin goes off to one side.
Haha! I knew you would have some proper anatomical knowledge on what is wrong with these two!
They appear to be floating in space, perhaps on a cloud of endorphins. I just looked again – the male looks to be drooling blood!
Oh that explains why they are floating in space then, they’re vampires.
Thats a…. no, I wouldn’t wear it! Not even to fitness — not that i fitness.
Can you imagine that an entire company’s staff had to wear this hideous thing for a whole day? In public?
I feel sorry for them…
How odd, I had to approve this comment! You’ve been making changes again haven’t you?
HAHA. YES. xD I’m sorry.