Namaste, bitches! After literally months of effort, my barstool cover is done. Here’s Spot showing off its warm and cozy butt-feel:

“Butt-feel”. That’s like mouth-feel. Like gourmands say on those posh cooking shows. See what I did there? Sorry, I know you got the joke. I impress myself too much, sometimes.

Anyhow, I did part of this on my little hand held sewing machine, and then it refused to work for me any more. Sewing machines hate me. The feeling is mutual. So, the rest is hand sewn. Good thing ya can’t see that part!