This wasn’t this past Sunday, but the one before. I woke up to find Spot had his arse right in my face, so I nudged hubby and got him to take pictures.
Please forgive my weird bedroom paint job – I was testing out colours and hated all of them. Maybe now that a few years have gone by, I’ll do something about it… HA!
What’s that I smell?
I think it might be…
Cattbutt! Oh how lovely of Spot to share his distinctive aroma, eau de feces, with me!
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The tail pic is priceless. Put it on LOLcats, it’ll go viral.
Sorry, they are all tail pics, I was rushing — the TAIL OVER THE EYES pic was the one I meant.
I’d need a quote! I’m terrible at those.
OLLY OLLY IN FREE!
I never played that game 😦 Stephen King told me it was olly olly oxen free, though?
I’d prefer the smell of bacon and eggs, butt (haha) this works too.
Gahhh! I’d never have gotten any pics if I could smell bacon & eggs – hubby is 100% in charge of the weekend breakfast! He does it so well 🙂
Nice! Husbands like that are rare to come by. Good for him for treating you to good weekend breakfasts.
And he never complains about it, either! I know I’m a lucky one 🙂
Well, judging by the time on that alarm clock, it was way past cat breakfast time. Desperate measures and all 😀
Ha! They don’t get breakfast – thankfully we’ve taught them (successfully) that the wet food comes in the evening time. They usually decide to go for a massive noisy rampage through the house if we don’t get up, though!
New dirty protest?
Haw! Yeah, maybe… clearly he was awake and enjoying his perch!
Oh boy. I have to say this really skeeves me out. *shiver*I never would have lasted long enough for a photo shoot.
I’ll share the secret of why I put up with it, then – the blanket was between his hole and my face. Whew!
My problem wasn’t with this time. I did see the blanket, BUT I already took the next step and envisioned the next time when you weren’t so lucky *shiver shiver* 😛
Hahah! It’s okay, luvvie – this was a rare occurrence, hence me asking for photos! Usually he has his dirty little kitty feet touching my face 🙂
You are braver than me. There would have been screams here.
If I had the 30+ kilo dog butt in my face, I’d have no breath left to scream! He’s my good old man, though – love the little poo-bag to bits 🙂
Well at least he looks comfortable!
Slotted perfectly between the boobs; of course HE was happy!
Bwahahahahahah need I ‘ass’ if it woke you ??? bwahaaaaha 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx
Ass me no questions, I’ll tail you no lies!
+1
Let’s not allow our pets to make us the butt of their jokes now!! 😉
Beclaws it would fur-thur their dominion over us?
Indeed and claws us to ass more questions about our porpoise in the world…
I’m sure I ‘smelt’ something off that morning, but ass-umed it was my own whiskery breath! Purrhaps I was feline a bit tygered…
BWAHAHAHAHA ..see too early for this brain to think up anymore…..my wit I think is still in bed with the ass end of a cat!! 😉
It’s too late for my brain! I can go on and on with fish puns though – puns used to be a family dinner entertainment theme, and we lived on the coast 🙂
Bwahahahahaahah we shall adjourn then to a more acceptable time maybe half ass three 😉
Butt…I’m going to bed now! Ass me again in the morning! Fur sure!
Bwahahaha 🙂
Really, if I woke up to that, I would have nudged the cat instead!
It was too funny! You have to embrace these odd moments 🙂
I think the tail over the eyes is the best!!!
Linda
http://coloradofarmlife.wordpress.com
He must have thought I didn’t need to SEE his bum, just get a good sniff!
That happens to me too. Glad you had pictures! There is a “No butt in the face” rule at my house. Unfortunately, I am the only one that adheres to it. You won’t see me sticking my butt in my cats’ faces. Just wish they were as considerate.
Hahhah! You made me snort, my ultimate compliment for a funny comment! My mental image is me trying to shove my naked arse in one of the cats’ faces – and their total lack of cooperation! But I just put up with it, like an eejit, didn’t I?
Gross, your cat’s sausage roll is in your face haha
He’s well snipped, many many many years ago! But the bum… well, sometimes it is a bit crusty!
Yuck lol
Ah c’mon you have cats – most of the time they believe that their hole is the BEST THING EVER and shove it in your face! “I must share the beauty that is my arse with yewwww!”