I let the hubby go shopping alone today. He face-timed me at least a dozen times to ask my opinion of possible presents for family. But he didn’t ask me about a present he brought home for me.
Aww, it’s a Santy lighter. No big deal, right?
…until you get some size perspective.
I might have trouble fitting that in my jeans pocket.
I couldn’t light it with just my thumb! It takes two hands!
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That’s a huge lighter! How are you supposed to carry that with you?
Ya got me! A subtle hint to quit?
MAYBE? That’s sneaky!
He’s dangerous. I have five presents under the tree already. He has one. And he bought it for himself (but refused to open the box).
he bought a present for himself? Hahaha
Well, yes. But I’m used to that! He knows what he wants and shops constantly online – why bother telling me what, where, and how when he can just get it right then? I don’t shop and I don’t even know which bank account has a euro to spare in it.
oh man, I love shopping online! Sadly, my bank account doesn’t. 😦
hahahahahahahaa!
Doesn’t it look normal size in the first pic?
yes!
Ooooo, i had a brilliant idea: wouldn’t a Santa hat make a perfect codpiece?! think about it…
Oh, no. Sooooo many jokes about making sure the hat fits the head that goes into it!
oh dear…. I didn’t get that far… !!
That’s my job! Ehehehehe.
hee hee hee!
It’s a seasonal statement by someone with grandiose ideas and no common sense! What’s it like at high setting – any use as a flamethrower?
Ha, fits him to a T!
That IS the high setting 😦
Double crap then!
Double Ha! I just read him your comment and he agrees totally! 😈
Ideas for the flamethrower? 😉
Is this confirmation of the theory that to men size really does matter?
Heheh eee. Eee! I’m snickering quietly to myself by the fire and trying not to let Himself know why 🙂
I’m with the flame throwers.
Now you won’t loose it 🙂
I see you too have these negative messages on your packs of cigarettes. We have them too, but mind you, we we have is worst. There is a negative image (of a person dying from cancer or the like) that covers 75% of the pack, each sides, with a negative text message somewhere in the image.
They should put a picture of a guy freezing to death, and the text “It’s -20°C outside and you can’t smoke inside.” That would do it.
That is one lighter you can take to the pub and be sure that you’ll come home with.
Cold? What is cold when a nicotine fit is upon you? Sideways rain makes it hard, but cold I laugh at. I have fire in my hand (and apparently, a flamethrower at the ready)!
So harmfully true :s
Let’s try this one then:
“Sideways rain makes it hard”
With a picture of a guy smoking under the rain trying to hide by a wall.
Wondering how much government pays for ideas for these messages ^o)
Even with the pack of cigarettes nearby for scale, I still had no concept of how big that thing would be until you showed yourself holding it. Damn!
I can’t even light a normal size lighter with one hand!
Ha! Yea, it still gives the illusion of being normal sized after the first pic sets in in your head, doesn’t it? I wasn’t going to even try to hold that behemoth with my left and take a pic with my right, but I managed somehow.
And I don’t have small hands at ALL.