Hey! I learned that I’m only half the eejit I thought I was! Look what I found:
Yep, hanging off one of the many, many loops of my pothos plant is – the balls off my socks. The ones that I thought Lokii had eaten. Woot! I put them there because he never goes up there, even though he could. He’s not a plant-eater, and even Spot seems to also have no interest in the pothos.
The plant is on the wall-mounted TV rack in our bedroom, one of the things we didn’t bother to remove when we moved in. I suffered it to remain as it makes a great plant stand, and because I will permit a TV in my house, but not one in my bedroom.
heretherebespiders 
LOL poor Lokii getting blamed.
Not so much blamed as: ‘dammit, where did I put those? They were on the bedside table and now they aren’t. Fuck! I knew I should have moved them!’
Why the hell I thought of hanging them in a plant rather than putting them 4 inches away in the drawer of the bedside table is a total mystery.
And I can give photographic evidence of Lokii’s evil ways, oh yes.
LOL I understand.
Best Use of Wall-mount TV Rack Award! ( no requirements to fulfill)
You could almost pass the balls off as holiday decorations?
That is quite possibly what my befuddled 7 am brain had in mind!
I find the damnedest things in the damnedest places around my house too.
Snap – but usually it isn’t me who has put them there.
he he
Should put them in the christmas tree!
I refuse to allow TVs in my bedroom too.
It’s a room to SLEEP in, not to watch TV in. Yes I have porn (porn store worker Hello! Even though it not really my thing) but weirdly, I still have no interest to watch that in the bedroom.
Besides I’ve known a couple of people tell me they’ve always had a TV in their bedroom and now can’t sleep without it. I have enough problems sleeping without risking anything.