I have to write something! I’m sitting here, just goofing around fingerpainting instead of putting words on paper. Um. Pixels on pixels? Just what the hell is it called when you write digitally, anyway? We need new clichés.
I actually do use paper on occasion. Mostly to make a quick note to remind me of something funny, or a good turn of phrase I want to keep, something I want to Google later, or a date of importance. I have a crap memory. I blame it on all those drugs I did in the 60’s. Drugs, at least, would explain why I cannot keep to a single topic in a paragraph. Bad writing? Probably. Do I give a shit? Obviously not. This blog is me upending my cerebellum and splashing around in the puddle.
How many topics did I fit in there? I could have kept going.
Right, notes. I have four from last night, two from conversations with iDJ and two from the KIBIS meeting. One of the ones from my beloved relates to wine, and I have a photo to share, so without further ado, let’s talk about wine!
Okay! The ‘meeting’ was great craic of course. I’m glad we are making an effort to have a get-together regularly. Lawsy me, I do need a social life. We mostly talk about our pets, because we are all animal people and all have at least two fur-persons in our respective homes. Our representative from Italy (hereafter Mrs MMC) currently has way, way more than two, in two countries and at least three houses. Wow! Loads of stories, and despite English not being her first language, she can really tell a funny tale. But I can’t share them, because I wasn’t taking notes. Well, except for those two times I mentioned…
Mrs MMC and I share our homes with menfolk, along with the other animals. We have picked menfolk who are particularly good at letting animals manipulate them. If one of their cats miaows at her hubby he panics, trying to figure out what kitty wants: Do you want me to make you a sausage? Some take out? A curry?
My other note was about when they are at his parents’ house. Now, they feed a lot of local strays, and there are a lot of strays. Mrs MMC catches and has them vet checked and sterilised at her own expense, by the way. Thank you! Anyhow, there are always a rake of kitties outside on the back patio. When the parents aren’t home, Mr & Mrs MMC leave the door wide open and let the furry masses troop in and out as they please.
Right, maybe you had to be there.
Back to wine. Here’s iDJ’s temporary workstation last evening:
Yes, my Halloween decor is over the top. Feic off. I love Halloween.
Please note he has the essentials: Plastic Halloween wine glass, Mac laptop, and a box-o-wine, all ready to hand. Blargh! Even if I could stand wine, I cannot imagine boxed wine decanted into plastic tastes good. Yes, dear, I know we’re broke (that is for when he reads this and gives out to me for making fun of cheapo wine in a cardboard bottle).
Ugh! Just now: I needed to check the internal temperature on my pork roast. I’m not allowed to bend over cuz of the bad back, so I got on my knees in front of the oven (I’m tall, this put me eye level with the meat thermometer). iDJ starts in right away about how he never sees me on my knees anymore. Like, as in prayer (we are atheist). I told him I was praying to the pork, then wished I never, ever, said that.
Back to wine. See, I hate it so much I can’t even be arsed to keep writing about it for 10 minutes! M’man was giving me stick about not liking wine, and pulled out his old standard, “One of these days. I’ll keep working on you.” This got him a glare of rage and a rant about how, at my age, I fucking well know what I like, and no amount of different colours or flavors of wine was ever going to convince me that wine is palatable.
He kept at me, and I finally shut him up by threatening him with the words that have been uttered many a time since blogs were invented – just not said by me.
“Don’t make me blog about this!”
Bwahahaha! ( please take that image of you on your knees worshipping his pork for the first time in ages out of my head!) 😉
I’m a complete wino.. Love it, even out of a box in a plastic cup! : /
So many varieties to shift the seasons with..& (I keep telling myself) lowers cholesterol!
I never liked wine (Well alcohol in general), hated it in fact until K made it. Sense he actually make blueberry(as example) wine out of blueberries instead of flavoring it with blueberries it taste much nummier to me. The down fall is he loves dry wine and I think it’s freaking nasty. My favorite was Rhubarb of all things. Our freezer is now full of rhubarb because I’ve been bothering him to make more.
I don’t like rhubarb either, it tastes…meaty, to me. I did like the super sweet, cheap ass young wine made on the Lake Erie islands in Ohio, but when you go to an island with the sole purpose of drinking tons of wine, you do tend to like the drink after a few glasses.
If I could papraphrase Dylan Moran for a moment , nobody will admit that wine has no taste . It just gets you wrecked efficiently . ‘Couse in the next scene he does go on to eat some sort of a delicious coaster…
To paraphrase English slang, phwoar! Dylan Moran! I’ve got a case of the hots for that man 🙂